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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Indians stretch, breathe and balance to mark International Day of Yoga - AP News
No way
Loons and Moons
So they tried
JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon Says U.S. Should Stockpile Missiles, Not Bitcoin - CoinDesk
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Belmont Stakes 2025: Odds, horses, prediction, complete bettor’s guide - New York Post
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Will Boyington – New AA NASA Office Of Communications - NASA Watch
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What's the difference between “ce”, “ça”, and “cela”, and when do I use each (French)?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Will asteroid 2024 YR4 hit the moon? - Phys.org
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
NASA is already great. Right now. - NASA Watch
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones